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Mail during the Christmas season to be sent overseas during the war, c. 1944

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dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

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Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)

Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.

Awesome explanation.

This might be one of the best explanations for why we need vaccinations I’ve ever seen.

"It’s not a public health issue" my ass.

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Catastrophe dans la cuisine.

Yes, there is a crocodile in your kitchen, but never mind that. We are going to use this opportunity to review some French vocabulary.  When having a crocodile in your kitchen, it is still important to know the words for things like “chair” or “refrigerator” or “sink”.  But, no, I’m not going to teach you the word for water right now because, don’t be silly, you’ll be too busy swimming away from the crocodile to need to know the French word for water.

In case you were wondering, it’s l’eau

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.
yeoman014 yeoman014 Said:




your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%

Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something

You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.

So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.

Robin Hood (1973)

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